A new video game was released on Tuesday. The same day Younger had to return to school after a short spring break.
He started coughing last Friday. “I think I will be sick on Tuesday, Mom.” Hack, hack. “I can feel it.”
“You’re going to school on Tuesday, Younger.”
All weekend, he kept trying. “I can feel it, Mom. I’m pretty sure I’ll be sick on Tuesday.”
He went to school on Tuesday.
Because I am a good parent.
Today, as I was packing my lunch (I also returned to classes this week after spring break), I mumbled, “Not sure I feel great today.”
“Me, neither, Mom,” Younger immediately responded. “I think we should stay home today.”
Because Younger is a bad influence.
Maybe one of these days he will be the good parent.
And I can be the bad influence.
Ah, yes, the “Golden Years.”
Because feeding our children what they once dished to us is golden.