Yesterday was Younger’s eighteenth birthday, so today I thought I would share this story from 2004. For the record, Younger can still out talk the best of them . . .
My youngest nephew loves balls, so I thought I might buy him one as a little extra present at Christmas. And I found one that resembled an octopus with a thousand legs, and uncharacteristically, I did not check the recommended ages. I just bought it on a whim. But, apparently, the hundreds of tentacles that actually attracted me to the ball is a danger to children under three.
My nephew is one.
Younger, however, is six.
“Mom,” he said, pulling the ball from the depths of the paper bag from the toy store. “Owen is not over the age of three. He cannot have this ball.” Then he cast me a glance from the corner of his eye. “You need to find someone who is over the age of three. Like me. I’m six. I am over the age of three. I could have this ball. Can I have the ball, Mom?”
I believe that the children under the age of three simply cannot out talk the children over the age of three, which is why they are not allowed to have the ball with the thousand tentacles.
And that is what they mean by recommended ages.