Tuesday was registration day for seniors, so Younger and I spent a half an hour at his high school as he dragged himself from table to table.
At the first stop, the ladies gave Younger his schedule and said, “They have you in ceramics, Younger.”
“Uhhhnhhh,” Younger drawled, reluctantly accepting the paperwork. “No.”
So, we had to make a quick stop at the counselor’s table.
Eventually, we made it to the last stop — his picture for the yearbook. I tried to straighten his tie and comb his hair, while he ducked and grumbled, mortified. Then, with me laughing at him, he walked over to stand in front of the screen for his last school picture.
Afterward, we took a trip to the grocery store. And Younger, who had been slumped in his seat, suddenly straightened at the sight of a bicyclist riding against traffic, some length of material flapping behind him.
“Is that Batman?” he questioned, peering closer. “Is it? Oh.” He deflated. “It’s a vest. I thought it was a cape. I was excited for a moment.”
I’m not sure if he was excited at the prospect of seeing Batman or at the prospect of seeing some nut who thought he was Batman.
But a skinny guy in a flapping, yellow vest riding a wobbly bike the wrong direction is apparently a severe disappointment in Younger’s entertainment realm.
He’s a hard one to please.