In my extra time, I am substitute teaching at a local school. My first day, I walked into a junior high classroom, prepared for chaos, as I remember my school days well.
And one student asked me even before the bell rang, “Is this your first time subbing?”
Which I took as the child probing for a weakness.
“My first time here,” I responded with outward carelessness. “I also teach college classes.”
“Oh,” the student responded. “Then you are used to mean kids.”
And that I took as a warning.