I. Am Taking. A. Quilting. Class.
Are you impressed?
You should be.
Because to be able to quilt, one has to be able to do things like perform math equations and use a ruler and scissors and have a modicum of creative talents.
The first night, I told my friend, who is not in the class but is basically supporting me through it, “I tried to help someone with a VBS project once, but they took the colors from me.”
She glanced up from the blocks of material we had spread before us. “And just what were you doing with the colors?”
“Not staying within the lines, apparently,” I responded.
And then I admitted that I also couldn’t cut a straight line.
She laughed, waved her hand as people do when dismissing a trivial problem.
By the end of the night, however, she was carefully agreeing with me that the pattern of the material was probably “part” of the reason my squares didn’t look quite, well, square.
But she didn’t take my scissors from me.
So, there’s that, I guess.